who invented the blow job?
like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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THA DOES NOT LOOK LIKE USA!!!!!!!! #lol (Taken with instagram)
Don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about? And they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget, but you cant say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. They’d know how insecure you really are. So instead you just laugh it off, and hide the pain you feel inside.
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today i realized no body has been closer to my face than my dentist
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if you read this we’re dating now, no choice
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